when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it
You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough
oh my god you can
What I find fascinating is that they appear to go in much faster than they come out. Hank, explain this to me using science.
I don’t think you need science. I mean if I was a hot dog, I’d also be a little more reluctant to enter the man’s pants than to leave them.
my mum was struggling to open a chocolate easter egg so i was like ‘hold on i bet i can smash it against my forehead’ and she was like ‘no scarlett seriously don’t do it’ but i didnt listen and i picked it up like lmao and hit myself in the face with it and thats when i realised it wasnt hollow it was just a solid egg of chocolate i have never been in so much pain in my life someone call 999
I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay
and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet
so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”
and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me
The only thing I want in Avengers 2 is Cap picking up Thor’s hammer, totally unaware it should be impossible.
Actually in Marvel lore it is implicitly stated That Steve is one of only a few people on earth actually worthy of carrying Thor’s hammer
To hell with Steve, I want Natasha to pick it up and realise, even with all the red in her ledger, she is still just as worthy as Thor or Steve.
When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull
When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.
When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.
When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.
When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.
When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.
When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.
When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.
clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented
SO MUCH IS HAPPENING IN THIS SCREENSHOT AND I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
JEAN’S ABOUT TO BEAT SASHA FOR BEING A LIL SHIT
SASHA’S ABOUT TO DEFEND HERSELF
CONNIE’S ABOUT TO DEFEND SASHA
REINER’S ALL LIKE “All of you are lil shits.”
ANNIE’S ALL LIKE “So, Armin-“
ARMIN’S ALL LIKE “WHOAH HANG ON THERE FOR A SEC ANNIE WHAT’S HAPPENING OVER THERE?!”
they’re all dorks
welcome to the dork squad
attack on dorks